Reposting of Heavenly Father Are You Really There, And Do You Hear And Answer Every Child's Prayer?

So I have decided my dear sweet 5 year old will forever be the reservoir of hilarious statements. While praying over the family breakfast her closing line was “Bless us that we wont say we will kill each other in case we really decide to do it. Amen.”

The night before I had stood in their room shaking with anger and said “sometimes I want to wring your neck!” because my sweet little angels thought it would be “neat” to put 6 full glasses of water on our bed and see if the could jump on the bed without knocking them over. Then to cover the mess they took clothes and laid them over the wet spots so we wouldn’t see.

They of course tried to blame each other for the idea, which only ticked me off more. This came after a day where every two seconds the girls were in my face asking for something, and not listening when i said no. My six year old also dropped the bomb at one point that she was planning on getting pregnant in high school just like the girl on secret life of the american teenager. I tried to reason with her about waiting till she was older and married before having babies but she gave me the “you are so old and out of touch” look, and ignored everything i was saying.